I’ve seen blogs with people drawing cartoons of their married life and I thought I would never be one of these people as our life is mundane… Until I realised my husband Jeff struggles with idioms and that it often makes for hilarious conversations.
Jeff (who has been attempting to grow facial hair): My mate realised I was growing a beard, he asked if I was growing sheep wool!
Me: *stares is disbelief*
Jeff: that’s’ not the right name, is it?
Me: do you mean a GOATEE?!